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Client reviews!

James & Justin - Founders -Dartee Golf  

"Kale has been an amazing consultant for us for years. He's the best to bounce ideas off of because he gets right to the heart of the matter and tells us stuff that actually WORKS. We have scaled our paid ads exponentially since meeting him. We are good friends to this day!"

🚀 From Stuck to Six Figures: How Kale Transformed My Dance Business Overnight

Annalise, founder of Studio Step Collective, launched her dance education platform full of passion but no real growth plan. Despite grinding hard, results were minimal — until she brought on Kale as a business consultant. Working closely over Slack, Kale revamped her funnel, optimized her landing page, fixed underperforming Facebook ads, streamlined content, adjusted pricing, and crafted a tailored growth plan. The results? Her plateau turned into multiple six figures in revenue within minutes. Annalise calls hiring Kale the best decision she’s ever made for her business and urges other entrepreneurs ready to stop spinning their wheels to do the same.

📈 From Cluttered to Crushing It: How Kale Helped Me Hit $150K in a Month

Running an e-commerce brand selling wellness journals, this founder hit a plateau — decent traffic, loyal customers, but no real growth. Enter Kale.

Through his one-on-one Slack coaching, Kale quickly diagnosed the problem: an overloaded landing page, scattered messaging, and aimless ad strategy. In just the first week, he streamlined the entire funnel, sharpened the copy, and implemented a high-converting cold-to-hot Facebook ad system.

The results? A 2x boost in ROAS and the brand’s first $150K month.

Beyond strategy, Kale was always on call, offering fast, actionable advice with zero fluff. If you're stuck and wondering if working with Kale is worth it — this founder says, "Do it. It's the best investment I've made."

Joseph & Robyn Crisp - Founders - Huntsman Transport

"Kale has been an investor, friend, and advisor for close to 2 years now. It's not an exaggeration to say we would not have a company without Kale's help. We are super excited for the future of this company and changing many lives by employing Veterans around the country." 

SAM, 29, MIAMI FL

"KALE TAUGHT ME EVERYTHING ABOUT PAID ADS IN WEEKS (NOT MONTHS). I THEN USED THIS INFORMATION TO SCALE MY BUSINESS FROM $2K/MONTH TO $85K/MTH IN LESS THAN 3 MONTHS.

Yes, he is my husband, but I still thought it was appropriate to write this testimonial because he really did take me from zero to $85k/mth"

Some extra reviews of people I couldn't track down for the site

Daniel, $250k/mth with his Amazon store

I remember we had a client in 2020 who we helped scale his amazon store from $0 -> literally $250k/mth simply using more targeted ads and a change in his presentation.  Simple, 1% changes that really made all the difference. 

Daniel, past client

I created a Monster

I had a buddy who was very successful in a "normal" job who I got into crypto and entrepreneurship, now, fast-forward 5 years later, and he's richer than ME!  We still bounce ideas off each other all the time and I consider him one of my best success stories

Avery, Friend of Kale

Ad Agency Takeoff

I helped Zach scale his ad agency from 10k a month to 500k/mth

He hates doing videos so I'm writing his review for him

Zach, Friend of Kale

More Client Reviews!

Alyssa B - Founder - Pittsburgh, PA

"My business had no momentum before working with Kale and Sam, felt like we were stuck in the mud. Now, things are moving along nicely. I have already seen a boost in sales and we just started recently. 10/10 would recommend to anyone."

Taylor H - Founder - Multiple Companies - Pittsburgh, PA

"I've been business partners, friends, and even a client of Kale's for over 7 years now. Done tens of millions in sales. All of that is great, but the best part is the journey. Business isn't always easy. The key is doing it with people who are ready to go to battle with you, that have been in the battles before. That's Kale, 100%. "